Fight! Fight Behind the Gym!
So first Joe called Donny fat, and then Donny called Joe a crybaby, and then …
US Vice President Joe Biden clenches his fist as he speaks to a U.S. Australian business roundtable in Sydney, Australia, Monday, July 18, 2016.(AP Photo/Rob Griffith)
This week in Leaders of the Free World, two thin-haired septuagenarians went at it, with Delaware’s own Joe Biden, the former Vice President of the United States, getting’ it started by fronting to students at the University of Miami that he’s still “a pretty damn good athlete” and would very much like to take the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, “behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,” adding, for stately measure, that back in the day, any guy who talked about women the way Don J. talks about women was inevitably “the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.” Don J., not to be outdone, promptly got his thumbs on Twitter and called Joe out, proclaiming that when the two do meet, Joe’s going down “fast and hard, crying all the way.” Whereupon, all across America, women rolled their eyes and went about getting their business done.
