The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The Eagles Made a Deal
So, this week the Eagles traded away a bunch of draft picks so they could get a better draft pick, and that’s the best thing that happened.
What, are you a moron? That’s the worst thing that happened!
You’re the moron. It’s a great deal! We’re gonna get a real quarterback, finally!
He’s a winner!
He’s a loser!
You’re the stinking loser!
Eh, whatever. You want another beer?
Sure, I’ll have another beer. Thanks.
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