Interactive Map Shows You Where to Find Pennsylvania’s Scruffiest Gay Men

Spoiler Alert: It's not in Philadelphia.

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I know you’re busy watching the polls today, but here’s a fun bit of statistical data to take your mind off local politics for a bit: Gay dating app Scruff has released its latest SCRUFFtistics data, this time with an emphasis on finding the states and cities with the hairiest and smoothest gay men.

“Body Hair Nation” ranks each state according to body hair. The data shows that these are the states where you’ll find the scruffiest dudes who like dudes:

  1. Vermont
  2. Maine
  3. Oregon
  4. New Hampshire
  5. West Virginia

Pennsylvania’s not far away, at No. 13, according to this interactive map, which also ranks us No. 40 on its list of states with the smoothest men. Check it out:

The data also breaks down each state by city. In Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh is the hairiest city, ranked at an impressive No. 12; Allentown is next, at No. 93; and Philadelphia comes in at No. 114. We’re 175 on the “Smoothest” list, which shows we still prefer our men with a little fur. Check out the map below:

Get lost in more of Scruff’s data here.