WATCH: Man Trashes Philadelphia Little Caesars in Epic Surveillance Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvYlXj_kdx8

Police are looking for a man who freaked out at a Little Caesars on Valentine’s Day, throwing punches at a cashier, grabbing the phone and cash register and knocking over a rack of food. He eventually fled in a car with some friends.

The footage, from the Little Caesars on West Girard Avenue, is one of the more incredible police surveillance videos in some time. Let’s go through it with GIFs.

The video shows the man enter the Little Caesars, engage in an discussion with a cashier, who cops say is 35. He must have been in the store before, because after just a little bit of conversation he throws a punch. What could the cashier have possibly said? It’s a haymaker but, given the distance between him and the cashier due to the counter, that was probably all he could throw.

But, no, the man on the other side almost half-heartedly goes after the cashier with another punch – one thrown with little of the force the first one had.

His friends attempt to calm him down, but he is too angry to do anything but shove them away.

Then there’s a shove of a cash register right into the cashier’s lap. Why hadn’t the cashier moved away from the counter by that point? I guess he wanted to protect Little Caesars at all costs.

And then, the coup de gras, the man across the counter knocks over the heater that was warming some Crazy Bread or whatever.

Of course, he’s not done. After all those heavy objects failed to damage the cashier, he tosses a small cardboard box at him. It’s like a Japanese role playing video game where you have to figure out which item works on the final boss.

He really winds up well on this toss. Shouldn’t he be in Clearwater already? Pitchers and catchers have reported for Spring Training.

And then he completely clears the counter. Just a minute before, this counter was full! It’s actually impressive how quickly he knocked everything off of it.

He and his friends eventually leave. The guy going off in the Little Caesars is also the driver of the vehicle, which means that must not have been a smooth ride. Feel for his passengers.

Police are asking if anyone recognizes this man to contact them. He’s wanted for aggravated assault. You can submit tips to police by calling 215.686.8477, texting a tip to 773847 or using this online form.

In other news, Little Caesars will soon debut bacon-wrapped crust pizza.

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