Why @DrunkInaGarten is the Gayest Thing Ever on Twitter.
An Ina Garten parody Twitter account with over 8,500 followers? How bad can that be?
Just when you think Ina Garten, culinary empress and star of Food Network’s Barefoot Contessa, couldn’t get any more gay (I mean, just look at half of her show’s guests), leave it to Twitter to come up with a way to make Ms. Garten all the more fag-haggy.
The account, @DrunkInaGarten, follows the exploits of a fake Ina through her lifelong battle to use good ingredients and entertain an endless array of peasants, including her husband, Jeffrey. Of course, there’s plenty of shade being thrown from East Hampton via a barrage of insults towards many a celebrity. For example:
#KimyeWedding will be basic.
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) May 24, 2014
I hope the GHOST of Hannah Montana returns from the DEAD to haunt that basic bitch @MileyCyrus
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) May 15, 2014
The parody has reached something of a fever pitch with Ina’s fans; last year, when the real Garten gave a lecture at Philadelphia’s Kimmel Center, a member of the audience brought up the Twitter account and asked if she had ever seen it!
Take a look at some of our favorite Tweets from @DrunkInaGarten below and make sure you follow her on Twitter. Come on? How easy is that?
Taylor Swift COPYING me… pic.twitter.com/fmtIQyzL8H
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) June 20, 2014
Is it too late for my army of gays from the HAMPTONS to form their own futbol team? #worldcupCONTESSA
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) June 17, 2014
White Girls Taking Over pic.twitter.com/9U6uciBdt0
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) June 13, 2014
I'm PREHEATING my OVEN so that my #muffins will be #FOOLPROOF and ready for JEFFREY. *Winks.*
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) June 8, 2014
If you ain't got NO MONEY, take your BROKE ASS home, @SandraLee!!!
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) May 29, 2014
Whatever happened to Christine Agailure? She's my FAVORITE drag queen.
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) May 24, 2014
I now BANISH you to the kingdom of New Jersey! That's where my FRIEND Martha Stewart is from.
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) May 20, 2014
You should come to the HAMPTONS and take your shirt off, @ZacEfron. *Winks.*
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) May 10, 2014
My smoothie brings all the gays to the BARN. and they're like. It's better than yours…
*pours rum into smoothie.* http://t.co/upobSeI4TT— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) April 30, 2014
WTF is Taco Bell??!
— Drunk Ina Garten (@DrunkInaGarten) June 22, 2014
