Why @DrunkInaGarten is the Gayest Thing Ever on Twitter.

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An Ina Garten parody Twitter account with over 8,500 followers?  How bad can that be?

Just when you think Ina Garten, culinary empress and star of Food Network’s Barefoot Contessa, couldn’t get any more gay (I mean, just look at half of her show’s guests), leave it to Twitter to come up with a way to make Ms. Garten all the more fag-haggy.

The account, @DrunkInaGarten, follows the exploits of a fake Ina through her lifelong battle to use good ingredients and entertain an endless array of peasants, including her husband, Jeffrey.  Of course, there’s plenty of shade being thrown from East Hampton via a barrage of insults towards many a celebrity.  For example:

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/470241195751260160

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/466814041755623424

The parody has reached something of a fever pitch with Ina’s fans; last year, when the real Garten gave a lecture at Philadelphia’s Kimmel Center, a member of the audience brought up the Twitter account and asked if she had ever seen it!

Take a look at some of our favorite Tweets from @DrunkInaGarten below and make sure you follow her on Twitter.  Come on?  How easy is that?

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/479995553158152193

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/478759081239269376

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/477278001990598657

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/475495139566055424

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/471871355416084480

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/470238745749237760

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/468873404272353280

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/465157964655886336

https://twitter.com/DrunkInaGarten/status/461614988562423808

https://twitter.com/drunkinagarten/status/480657743301189632

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