Lincoln Memorial Defaced with Menacing Green Paint

Early this morning, a park ranger at the National Mall came across a bunch of green paint splattered on the statue and floor of the Lincoln Memorial. The memorial has been closed off, much to the chagrin of a family of tourists already at their wits’ end on Day 2 of their four-day weekend in the capital. A couple guesses as to who did it: A. The nazi officers in Life is Beautiful who cruelly spray paint a horse neon green; B. The guy who recently poured green paint on a big statue of a bear in Denver; C. The Korean War Memorial statues, bitter that no one pays any attention to them. [TPM]