Gawker Picks Up On the Perpetual Weirdness Of Upper Darby

Photo: Upper Darby Police Department

Gawker has discovered the weird-ass journalistic gold mine that is Upper Darby. This latest story is the third it’s published in the last two years.

It’s safe to say that when 25 police officers gathered in a park outside of Philadelphia to participate in a bike school for cops, they weren’t expecting to find two people having sex on a bench at 4 pm.

Here’s how it went down between Richard McBride and Jennifer Harvey, according to the always quotable UD Police Chief Michael Chitwood.

“There they are, on the first base line,” Chitwood said. “There’s a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle, banging away. These officers go on a tour of Upper Darby to see the sites and neighborhood and instead get taken to sex incorporated.”

Where do you want them to do it? All the damn McDonalds’s are off-limits.

[Daily News]