Two Women Kicked Out of Upper Darby McDonald’s for Steamy Bathroom Tryst

Yes, you read that right. Customers were not pleased to discover two Upper Darby women “engaged in some type of sexual activity” in a McDonald’s bathroom yesterday around 5 p.m. Seven customers were peacefully eating their meals when they began hearing noises coming out of the lavatory. A manager was summoned, a verbal altercation ensued, the women were kicked out, and then … one of them was (non-fatally) stabbed by a disturbed customer. Only in Upper Darby. [CBS 3]