We Told You the FBI Wouldn’t Find Jimmy Hoffa
Yesterday, in the asterisk to the headline of this post, we noted that nobody ever finds Jimmy Hoffa, no matter how close they think they’re getting — even though officials thought they were getting close in Michigan yesterday.
We just got this breaking-news email from CNN:
FBI says no remains found in latest search for Jimmy Hoffa, but the case remains open.
Which reminds us of this:
They’re never finding Jimmy’s body. Never. Bank on it.