That Thunder You Hear Right Now? IT’S STOPPING GOLF! Ergo, God Hates Golf.

ABC News reports play at the US Open is being suspended because of that big-ass storm rolling into town:

The horn blew at 8:36 a.m. Thursday, halting play after less than 2 hours into the first round of U.S. Open. It wasn’t raining as the players began to leave the course, but soon there were thunderclaps over the Merion Golf Course, and radar showed approaching severe weather that could affect the rest of the day.