“Obama Condoms” Sold At Inauguration; Tasteful Jokes Abound

Stamped with slogans like “Won’t break as easily as his promises,” and “Hope is not a form of protection,” condoms branded with the likeness of President Obama were hot sellers at Monday’s Inauguration events. (Or near them, anyway: The prophylactics weren’t officially licensed, relegating them to the street hawkers outside the big events.) A package of two costs $6, and provides as many President Obama dick jokes as you could ever hope for in this lifetime. Honestly, this seems more up Joe Biden’s alley. [Liberty Unyielding]