Broccoli Rabe Shortage Ravages Philadelphia

Seriously, folks. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, “demand exceeds supply” (though demand is infinite, so duh), meaning you may have to wait FOUR to FIVE weeks for your next legitimate roast pork sandwich. The cause: drought. I’m no expert, but couldn’t we try and get some from Italy? Or has global warming affected other countries too? [Foobooz]