Toys “R” Us Releases Annual List of Hottest Holiday Toys

All I want for Christmas is a Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Secret Sewer Lair Playset. You should probably run out and pick it up immediately (or order online, it’s up to you) because it’s been named as one of the most popular holiday toys by Toys “R” Us. Most kids don’t even have Halloween costumes yet, but Toys “R” Us is here to inform you that little Johnny and Alice will have a horrible Christmas if you don’t get to the store and max out that AmEx, STAT. Seriously, though, it’s got 20 different ninja features including a zip line (!) and an elevator. So, if you could just go ahead and get on that…