Even Obama’s Dog Shills for His Campaign
When it comes to choosing the leader of the free world, I base my decision on the things that really matter: willingness to be bear-hugged and cuteness of pets. Since Mitt Romney definitely loses that battle—is the man even allowed to have a pet after what happened to poor Seamus?—Obama has my vote. (His views on women’s rights help, too.) Just like any other resident of the White House, Bo Obama, a cuddly Portuguese water dog, is a straight-up celebrity, complete with his own ever-growing list of merchandise. Though Bo slacks in the bootleg T-shirt situation—an area where his master has more than enough options—he makes up for it with originality. (Who buys a life-size cutout of a the president’s dog? If it’s you, please tell me.) Peep photos of that plus nine other wacky Bo Obama products below.
Life-size Cutout: Seriously, I cannot fathom who would buy this. (If it’s you, please send me a photo at [email protected])