MTV’s The Situation To Shampoo

As if you needed a good reason to avoid Shampoo this Thursday, Jersey Shore, er, talent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is visiting the club to pimp Devotion, his protein-infused vodka. (Yes, you read that right.) And if that’s not enough to trigger your gag reflex, know that they actually expect you to pay for the privilege: $20. And no, that doesn’t include an open bar. Meanwhile, those of you who count the show among your guilty pleasures will be happy to know that the buff, bronzed gang is back from Italy and will kick off a new season in Seaside Heights on January 5th.