Assault With a Deadly … Pizza?

This story has it all: Confrontation. Police struggle. Missiles. Tasers. Pizza!

Today, Chester County Common Please Court Judge James P. MacElree ruled that when William James Fennie III hurled a slice of pizza at a car earlier this month, he was propelling a missile. Turns out, the only criteria differentiating missiles from non-missiles is third-grade science. Solid? It’s a missile! Liquid or gas? Not a missile! Fennie, who police Tased after he resisted arrest, awaits trial on these charges.

The Scoop was going to skip the Ninja Turtles joke here, because Newsworks already made it, but some jokes are just too, too easy. [Pottstown Mercury]