Assault With a Deadly … Pizza?
Today, Chester County Common Please Court Judge James P. MacElree ruled that when William James Fennie III hurled a slice of pizza at a car earlier this month, he was propelling a missile. Turns out, the only criteria differentiating missiles from non-missiles is third-grade science. Solid? It’s a missile! Liquid or gas? Not a missile! Fennie, who police Tased after he resisted arrest, awaits trial on these charges.