Would You Eat a Cheesesteak Wrapped In a Pizza?

No? How about if it got you on TV?

This Does Not Make Us Hungry, Not At All. This morning, Dan Gross mentioned that Penn grad student Matt Henley and Phil Katz (yes, son of Sam) submitted a YouTube video to the Travel Channel’s Man vs. Food show—the one where that guy who just has to die of a heart attack someday soon downs ginormous portions of God knows what—begging him to do a non-Pat’s-and-Geno’s show here in Philly. [Daily News] Well, here’s that YouTube:

Bon appetit!