More Free Stuff: Federal Donuts for College Students

As finals season approaches, college students are inundated with unpleasant messages from professors like, “don’t start studying the night before” (challenge accepted) and “you really need to have kept up with the reading all semester to do well,” (like, okay, thank you for the world’s least helpful advice because you know no one did that).

But as always, sugary fried food is here to make everything better. Federal Donuts is offering a free hot fresh donut to any college student with an ID who visits their West Philly (3428 Sansom Street) or  North Philly (701 N. Seventh Street) shop.

Show your ID during your school’s exam dates (the list is included below and you’re welcome. I’m not saying I’m a hero but I’m not saying I’m not one) and pick between a free Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Strawberry Lavender, or Vanilla Spice donut.

You can get a free donut during…

April 28-May 8 if you attend-

Philadelphia Community College, University of the Sciences, Holy Family University, Chestnut Hill College, University of Pennsylvania (this is important guys, meet me at FedNuts immediately), or Temple University

May 4-15 if you attend-

La Salle University, University of the Arts, St. Joseph’s University, Philadelphia University, Curtis Institute of Music, Moore College of Art and Design, or The Art Institute of Philadelphia,

June 1-12 if you attend-

Pierce College or Drexel.

Additionally, the West Philly location will be open for two additional evening hours (so they’ll be open from 7am-9pm) from April 30-May 8, so you have 120 extra minutes to get your free donut.

Missing this opportunity is insane. It’s like failing to exercise the reason that’s intrinsic to your soul according to Cartesian Dualism.

See, I’ve been studying for finals. Now someone please bring me a donut.

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