Morning News with Corn Porn

Joe Sixpack was name-checked in last night’s vice-presidential debate! By Sarah Palin! More important, he has this amazing roundup of the beertastic-ness of South Philadelphia. [philly.com]

The KleInsider has news of a chef shakeup. Martin Hamann, the executive chef of the Four Seasons is moving to the Union League. Not that anyone we know is going to either of those places, but tell your wealthy friends! [philly.com]

Rachael Ray is usually not allowed to sully this site, but there’s a worthwhile exception to every rule. The exception in this case involves R.R. getting frisky with an ear of corn and an old lady. It’s shuckingly good. [Huffington Post]