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1) What is a Whiz Wit’?
A really smart, funny guy from Northeast Philly.
A cheesesteak with onions and Cheez Whiz.
A Mummer’s mid-parade bathroom break.
A South Philly accountant.
2) If I say, “Meet me at the Eagle,” where should you show up?
On the main quad at Penn
At the Zoo
At Lincoln Financial Field
At the Center City Macy’s
3) The city’s “tree streets” — Walnut, Chestnut, Spruce, Pine, etc. — were originally named for what?
Prominent local families
Counties in England
Birds
Books of the Bible
4) Why is the Blue Route called the Blue Route?
Because it was the blue route (as opposed to yellow and green ones) on the proposed plans.
Because it goes right through a bunch of porn shops in Upper Darby.
Because residents got blue in the face yelling for it to be built.
Because the original macadam was made with blue granite.
5) What was this sign once used to advertise?
STD prevention
Lingerie
Blue jeans
Girls’ High
6) What does Inga Saffron write about?
Architecture
Business
Fashion
Cooking
7) Which famous comic-book artist was born in Philly?
Charles M. Schulz
Robert Crumb
Matt Groening
Aaron McGruder
8) Which U.S. Vice President visited Penn Medicine’s Abramson Cancer Center to kick off the national “Cancer Moonshot,” an ambitious effort to accelerate progress in the fight against cancer?
Dick Cheney
Joe Biden
Mike Pence
Al Gore
This question is sponsored by Penn Medicine
9) What is the Woodlands?
William Penn’s original estate
A nightclub in Old City
A cemetery in West Philly
A forest, duh
10) Speaking of which, what is a “Philadelphia lawyer”?
One who represents members of the Mob.
One who gets imprisoned for violating his oath.
One who’s especially clever.
One who wears crappy suits.
11) Which building was designed by famed local architect Frank Furness?
The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul
The Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts
The Parkway Central branch of the Free Library
The Art Museum
12) Where did Philly get the flowering cherry trees in Fairmount Park?
From the people of Japan
From the last emperor of China
From Mount Vernon
From Subaru
13) What’s a Wishniak?
A black cherry liqueur.
A brand of air conditioner made in Oxford Circle.
A hopeless dreamer.
A resident of Port Richmond.
14) Which of the following is not the name of a section of Broad Street?
Georgie Woods Boulevard
Southern Boulevard
Avenue of the Arts
Mummers Way
15) What does Terry Gross’s husband do?
He’s a jazz critic.
He’s a carpenter.
He’s a lawyer.
Terry Gross is a lesbian.
16) Historically, what was Boyds men’s store famous for?
Golf knickers
Bespoke suits
Hats
Snootiness
17) Which SEPTA bus route starts at Pattison Avenue, goes up 20th Street to Market, goes along Market all the way to Front Street, turns around, crosses Center City again on Market, then comes back down 19th Street to the stadiums?
The 23
The 8
The 33
The 17
18) Who was Philadelphia’s first poet laureate?
Walt Whitman
Will Smith
Sonia Sanchez
David Rittenhouse
19) An annual event at the Rosenbach Museum and Library celebrates what?
Bloomsday.
The “Bissinger Moment” (defined by Urban Dictionary as “a complete, unprovoked meltdown … while in front of a camera”) when Buzz Bissinger went after Will Leitch on Costas Now.
Shakespeare’s birthday.
Walt Whitman’s birthday.
20) What did DuPont chemist Stephanie Kwolek inadvertently invent in the 1960s?
Wellbutrin
Wite-Out
Kevlar
The Moscow Mule
21) What was former Penn prof E. Digby Baltzell (1915-’96) best known for?
Never wearing socks.
Popularizing the term “Wasp.”
Supporting the Vietnam War.
Having a fistfight in the quad with Donald Trump when Trump was a Penn student.
22) Which artist is responsible — some would say culpable — for the public artwork Government of the People at the corner of Broad Street and JFK Boulevard?
Branly Cadet
Zenos Frudakis
Hank Willis Thomas
Jacques Lipchitz
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