I Wanna Hold Your Hand (If You Wash It)

Leave it to the American Public Health Association to fuse health and Valentine's Day.

Because I know you don’t want to battle the throngs of panicked Significant Others invading the CVS greeting card aisle tomorrow, I give you this:

And this:

Look at you, Mr. Practical. The ladies will swoon.

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