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1) What is a Whiz Wit’?
A South Philly accountant.
A really smart, funny guy from Northeast Philly.
A cheesesteak with onions and Cheez Whiz.
A Mummer’s mid-parade bathroom break.
2) If I say, “Meet me at the Eagle,” where should you show up?
At the Zoo
On the main quad at Penn
At Lincoln Financial Field
At the Center City Macy’s
3) The city’s “tree streets” — Walnut, Chestnut, Spruce, Pine, etc. — were originally named for what?
Books of the Bible
Birds
Counties in England
Prominent local families
4) Why is the Blue Route called the Blue Route?
Because the original macadam was made with blue granite.
Because residents got blue in the face yelling for it to be built.
Because it goes right through a bunch of porn shops in Upper Darby.
Because it was the blue route (as opposed to yellow and green ones) on the proposed plans.
5) What was this sign once used to advertise?
Blue jeans
Lingerie
STD prevention
Girls’ High
6) What does Inga Saffron write about?
Architecture
Business
Fashion
Cooking
7) Which famous comic-book artist was born in Philly?
Charles M. Schulz
Robert Crumb
Matt Groening
Aaron McGruder
8) Which U.S. Vice President visited Penn Medicine’s Abramson Cancer Center to kick off the national “Cancer Moonshot,” an ambitious effort to accelerate progress in the fight against cancer?
Joe Biden
Mike Pence
Al Gore
Dick Cheney
This question is sponsored by Penn Medicine
9) What is the Woodlands?
A cemetery in West Philly
William Penn’s original estate
A forest, duh
A nightclub in Old City
10) Speaking of which, what is a “Philadelphia lawyer”?
One who wears crappy suits.
One who represents members of the Mob.
One who’s especially clever.
One who gets imprisoned for violating his oath.
11) Which building was designed by famed local architect Frank Furness?
The Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts
The Art Museum
The Parkway Central branch of the Free Library
The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul
12) Where did Philly get the flowering cherry trees in Fairmount Park?
From the last emperor of China
From Subaru
From Mount Vernon
From the people of Japan
13) What’s a Wishniak?
A brand of air conditioner made in Oxford Circle.
A hopeless dreamer.
A black cherry liqueur.
A resident of Port Richmond.
14) Which of the following is not the name of a section of Broad Street?
Southern Boulevard
Mummers Way
Avenue of the Arts
Georgie Woods Boulevard
15) What does Terry Gross’s husband do?
Terry Gross is a lesbian.
He’s a lawyer.
He’s a jazz critic.
He’s a carpenter.
16) Historically, what was Boyds men’s store famous for?
Hats
Snootiness
Golf knickers
Bespoke suits
17) Which SEPTA bus route starts at Pattison Avenue, goes up 20th Street to Market, goes along Market all the way to Front Street, turns around, crosses Center City again on Market, then comes back down 19th Street to the stadiums?
The 17
The 23
The 33
The 8
18) Who was Philadelphia’s first poet laureate?
David Rittenhouse
Walt Whitman
Will Smith
Sonia Sanchez
19) An annual event at the Rosenbach Museum and Library celebrates what?
Walt Whitman’s birthday.
The “Bissinger Moment” (defined by Urban Dictionary as “a complete, unprovoked meltdown … while in front of a camera”) when Buzz Bissinger went after Will Leitch on Costas Now.
Bloomsday.
Shakespeare’s birthday.
20) What did DuPont chemist Stephanie Kwolek inadvertently invent in the 1960s?
The Moscow Mule
Kevlar
Wite-Out
Wellbutrin
21) What was former Penn prof E. Digby Baltzell (1915-’96) best known for?
Having a fistfight in the quad with Donald Trump when Trump was a Penn student.
Supporting the Vietnam War.
Never wearing socks.
Popularizing the term “Wasp.”
22) Which artist is responsible — some would say culpable — for the public artwork Government of the People at the corner of Broad Street and JFK Boulevard?
Zenos Frudakis
Jacques Lipchitz
Hank Willis Thomas
Branly Cadet
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