John Kruk: Aqua Teen Hero, Wailing Siren
Former Phillies chub-of-love first baseman John Kruk has always proven himself to be an apt comic foil — willing to poke fun at his weight, his career, his beer-drinking. Now, it appears, his love of self-deprecation will be animated: According to Pitchfork, the ESPN baseball analyst is scheduled to appear in an upcoming mind-exploding episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force:
Former Phillies chub-of-love first baseman John Kruk has always proven himself to be an apt comic foil — willing to poke fun at his weight, his career, his beer-drinking. Now, it appears, his love of self-deprecation will be animated: According to Pitchfork, the ESPN baseball analyst is scheduled to appear in an upcoming mind-exploding episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force: