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The new dean of Penn’s School of Design says he never would have left his old job if it weren’t for guns. Frederick Steiner, announced […]

UPDATE: Rick Tyler, Cruz’s communications director, has been asked to resign after posting the DP story in question. “Rick Tyler is a good man. This […]

There will be no pay for Penn track-and-field athletes. A federal judge on Tuesday ruled that a trio of such athletes are not — as […]

Have you heard about the “Penn Face?” It’s the face that Philadelphia’s Ivy League students wear out into the world, projecting happiness and resolve in […]

The next time your new kitty won’t eat and keeps coughing up hairballs, you might want to check the mirror before you rush her off […]

Famed transgender activist Caitlyn Jenner will be appearing at the University of Pennsylvania on February 17th. In a talk moderated by Buzz Bissinger, a journalist […]

Whether or not you enjoy my work, you have The Daily Pennsylvanian to thank/blame for it. I went into college not sure what I wanted […]

A group of Penn students have a plan to streamline the beer-making process — and it just earned them $10,000. Siddharth Shah, Shashwata Narain and Alexander […]

Pity the poor American institution of higher learning. Student drinking on campuses leads to property damage, arrests, injuries and deaths, hazings, and a tsunami of reports of […]

Dr. Stephen Klasko knows that in today’s ever-changing health care landscape, bigger is better. Bigger means easier negotiations with insurance companies. Bigger means more capital to invest […]

Lin-Manuel Miranda, the composer behind the hip-hop Broadway hit Hamilton, will be the featured speaker at Penn’s 2016 commencement. The university made the announcement today. […]

Joe Biden called it a moonshot, but the vice president says he’s realistic about the fight against cancer. He doesn’t want people to think the […]

After learning the news of David Bowie‘s death yesterday, musicians worldwide expressed their gratitude and called him an inspiration. Banker David Pullman was praising and […]

University of Pennsylvania engineering student Stephen Kyle Wilshusen killed himself on December 31st making him the tenth University of Pennsylvania student to die by suicide […]

The January break is over, and all six of the area’s Division I men’s college basketball teams have started division play. With no hope of […]