Bad Behavior
You Know Who Is Going To Hell? People Who Set Cats On Fire.
The Daily Record reports that in Clinton Township, N.J., a tiny kitty named Justin is recovering from severe burns—somebody in Philadelphia apparently set the kitten […]
The Price of Cheap Clothes
For years I’ve practiced a little ritual when I shop for clothes. I got it from watching my father, who, like his father before him, […]
Chester County Sheriff Defends Assault Rifle Raffle
You know, when you think about it, why wouldn’t a sheriff raffle off an AR-15 rifle if given the opportunity to do so? Sure, it’s […]
Middle-Aged Creeper Flashing Women Around Philadelphia U
A driver of a green Jeep Liberty has been walking around Philadelphia University’s campus, asking “inappropriate questions,” to 18-26 year-old women. And in one particular […]
George W. Bush Has a New Library, but the Same, Terrible Old Record
No, really: George W. Bush really was a horrible president. This week brings us the dedication of Bush’s presidential library, along with the latest in […]
Where Philly’s Adulterers Like to Eat Out
The ever-dependable adultery clearinghouse Ashley Madison has revealed the top 1o Philadelphia restaurants where cheaters go to eat with their paramours. The firm says it […]
Brutal Camden Beating Video Goes Viral
The Daily News flags a video of a beating posted on the website WorldStarHipHop.com of one woman brutally beating another. “This went down in Camden,” […]
ACLU Sues Norristown Over Domestic Violence Evictions
The ACLU today said it is suing the city of Norristown, whose cops last year reportedly threatened to have a resident evicted by her landlord […]
New Jersey Teacher Fired For Peeing In Classroom
Yes, this will get you fired. AP reports that Ron Tuitt, a second-grade teacher in Paterson, N.J., has been fired for peeing. A lot. “The […]
From Cursing News Anchors to Baseball Players: When It’s OK to Swear on TV
If you ask me, the greatest moment of Julius Genachowski’s soon-to-expire tenure as chairman of the FCC came on Saturday.
Trenton Fires Official Connected To Philly Cheating Scandal
It’s a rough spring for Lola Marie O’Rourke. In March, the former principal of Locke School in West Philly handed in her teaching credentials rather […]
10 Celebrity Apologies We Wish Would Happen
Lesson learned: Reese Witherspoon is kind of a diva. When her husband got pulled over for a DUI, she made a big old Hollywood scene […]
Twitter News, Cont’d: Anthony Weiner Back Online, Living Dangerously
And so he announced his return to Twitter like Anthony Weiner would, with cryptic text messages that don’t seem like he meant to send them: […]
Watch: The Best (Worst?) Condom Snorting Videos
If you didn’t already think that the end of the world may finally be upon us, the fact that condom snorting videos have become a […]
What Hate Groups Say About Being Called Hate Groups
The Southern Poverty Law Center maintains a database of organizations it designates as “hate groups.” To make the list, your group must “have beliefs or […]