Where Philly’s Adulterers Like to Eat Out
The ever-dependable adultery clearinghouse Ashley Madison has revealed the top 1o Philadelphia restaurants where cheaters go to eat with their paramours. The firm says it polled 3,000 cheaters from Philadelphia, and the results are in. Caveat: Trusting information from a company whose sole purpose is to facilitate deceitful behavior may be perilous.
1. Barclay Prime
6. Capital Grille
7. La Fontana Della Citta
9. Longhorn Steakhouse
10. Ruby Tuesday
“Steak houses are always a popular affair destination,” Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman said in a press release. “They’re dimly lit and can be more easily excused as a business meeting in the event of an unexpected run-in.” Matyson, meanwhile, is about 10 tables big and caters to a lovey-dovey crowd at dinner. So if you get caught there, you’ve got no excuse. Better to bring the gal to Ruby Tuesday. If your wife catches you there, you can justifiably claim that it’s not that serious.