Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Got Married And I Still Haven’t Seen The Dress

I have been waiting all day, you guys.

Well, as I’m sure you all know by now—I mean, I knew within about four minutes of being awake today—that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot over the weekend.

It all sounds very lovely—you can find a bunch of details here—but all I want to know is: When are we going to see the dress? It’s been all day, and I still haven’t seen the dress. (Also of concern: People says she wore a one-of-a-kind Marchesa, while the New York Daily News says that she wore Chanel. What the heck? These details are important, people! We need to know!)

We never did see pictures from his super private wedding to Scarlett Johansson—not even any fuzzy, shady, helicopter shots—so I’m seriously nervous that they’re never going to appear in this case, either. And I care a lot more about Blake Lively’s wedding dress than I ever did Scarlett Johansson’s. Sigh.

But don’t worry. I’m on it. If I see a picture, you’ll see a picture. I can promise you that.

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