Sorry, But the IHOP in the Gayborhood is Closed for Remodeling

But where am I going to get my Blackberry Lemonade Criss-Croissant?

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Sorry, kids, but you’ll have to take your late-night cravings for a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity elsewhere: IHOP at 1320 Walnut Street is currently shuttered for a remodel.

The restaurant’s windows are covered in brown paper, and a sign says, “Restaurant Closed For New Decor Package.” The sign also claims they will re-open on Friday, March 27, just in time for weekend shenanigans.

I, for one, feel bad for the contractors who had to gut the furniture to find thousands of old pancake crumbs underneath tables and chairs (and God knows what else…ewww). We’ll stop in after the remodel to see what the “new decor package” looks like, so stay tuned.