Four More Apocalyptic Scenarios to Adopt

You probably know by now, but the world didn’t end this morning at 6:11 AM. Have no fear, there are other theories lurking that will give you something to look forward to.

  • An Egyptian biochemist, by cracking the “Koran Code” has predicted a 2240 doomsday.
  • Dr. F. Kenton Beshore, founder of the World Bible Society, has updated a failed 1998 prediction by Hal Lindsey, claiming the famed evangelist had his math wrong, and that we’re actually all going to die in 2018.
  • Nancy Reagan’s personal pyschic, Jeane Dixon, once predicted a 2020 end date. She did  call JFK’s assassination, but struck out when she first predicted the world would end in 1962. Dixon died in 1997, so she won’t be around to gloat.
  • Muslim scholar Said Nursi predicts the apocalypse will strike in 2129, based on a reading of the Prophet Muhammad’s texts.

Got any others? Leave ’em in the comments.

[The Mirror]