Sam Donaldson Apparently Driving Drunk in Delaware

If this were the ’90s, longtime ABC reporter Sam Donaldson could have simply pulled a ‘don’t you know who I am?” Past his prime ever since President Bush called him a “has-been” in 2006, the graybeard was arrested on December 1st for driving under the influence. Nothing this exciting has happened in Lewes, Delaware since they moved the annual Pumpkin Chunking competition out of town. [NBC 10]