Chris Christie Rendered Mute By Loss of Twinkies

He roars in the face of hurricanes, stands unmoving under withering partisan fire — but ask him about the Hostess bankruptcy and you’ll witness a miracle:

“I’m on Saturday Night Live enough,” Christie said. “You think you’re going to get me to talk about Twinkies? This is a setup, man. A setup. I’m not answering questions about Twinkies.”

Come on, Governor. We know that between you and a certain tubular snack cake, it’s a case of The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name. [Bloomberg]