Celeb Scoop: Jon Stewart’s Message to College Students Is Proof of His Awesomeness

Plus: Robin Roberts announces her leave of absence, people actually paid to see the Expendables movie, Robin Williams is Dwight D Eisenhower, and more of today's celebrity news.. Eis

Will Smith’s Cain Promo Poster? A new photo popped up on IMDBPro page for Will Smith’s The Redemption of Cain. The film is rumored to be in the works at Overbrook Entertainment and could serve as the Fresh Prince’s directorial debut. It probably won’t have aliens, but it might involve vampires. [indiewire]

Jon Stewart Is Awesome. Want proof? Head over to Vulture and check out the advice he dispenses to college students.

“I have a psychology degree and I use it every day. Not only is it super absorbent and durable enough to clean up even heavy spills, it’s great for hiding the holes I punch in the wall after watching hours and hours of cable network news.” [Vulture]

The Genie Is Eisenhower? Robin Williams will reportedly play the role of President Dwight D. Eisenhower in an upcoming film about a White House butler. [People]

Robin Roberts Announces Leave. Robin Roberts will take a leave of absence from Good Morning America as she prepares to undergo a bone marrow transplant to treat MDS. Friday will be the last day before her leave. [EW]

Expendables Reigns Supreme. For the second weekend in a row, Expendables 2 is the top movie in the box office, signaling the end of American culture. [Hollywood Reporter]