This Is the Video John Kruk Was Always Meant to Star In

During last night’s Home Run Derby, America was treated to a healthy dose of Chris Berman’s obnoxious, “Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back… ” calls. Prince Fielder and Jose Bautista put on a little show before Fielder put a few extra into the seats to take home the title (Bill Cosby couldn’t pull it out). But, the main event of the evening was a brief shot of former Phillie John Kruk chowing down on some Kansas City barbecue. Luckily, the folks at The Big Lead put the clip in sllllllooooooowwwwww motion and set it to “Chariots of Fire.” This is the role John Kruk was born to play.