Phillies Pitching Prospect Spinning House Music Can’t Be Worse Than the Actual Phillies Playing Baseball

Would you rather…

watch the Reading Phillies play a home game against the Harrisburg Senators and then hear Phillies pitching prospect Trevor May—also known as DJ Hey Beef—spin crappy electronic dance music that’s only enjoyable if you’re on MDMA and in college


watch the actual 2012 Phillies play an entire professional baseball game?

Before you answer, remember that Joe Blanton is today’s starting pitcher. Bring on the house music. [Daily News]