Celeb Scoop: Snooki’s Face Taunts the New Jersey Devils
Kings Fans Use Snooki to Taunt Devils. L.A. Kings fans who were cheering Mike Richards, Jeff Carter, Simon Gagne, and the rest of the hometown team brought along massive cutouts of the Jersey Shore cast to taunt the team from the turnpike. That’s got to make it hard to focus. [TMZ]
Dark Knight Rises Tickets Go On Sale Monday. The film opens July 20th. That’s, like, six weeks away. Anyway, tickets go on sale on the Internets on Monday at noon and probably won’t last very long. [Washington Post]
Community, NBC Top List of Critics’ Choice Noms. NBC leads all networks with 14 Critics’ Choice award nominations. Community landed five acting nods and is up for best comedy. [EW]
Bradley Cooper Not in Woody Allen Film. Rumors that Bradley Cooper would be in the upcoming Woody Allen film turned out to be just that: rumors. The remainder of the cast has been announced and includes Louis C.K. and Andrew Dice Clay, but no Bradley Cooper. [Vulture]
The Wire: The Musical. This Funny or Die sketch is both hilarious and terrifying. The prospect that this could ever be a real thing is scarier than the idea of winding up in a vacant. [Funny or Die]
Bond Villain Is Hannibal. NBC has announced that Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen—the villain from Casino Royale—will play the role of Hannibal in the upcoming television drama based on the iconic character portrayed by Anthony Hopkins. [EW]
Kristen Stewart Gets Real. The star of current box office king Snow White and the Huntsman speaks with Vanity Fair about how her life changed when Twilight became a phenomenon and how she doesn’t care about the “voracious, starving shit eaters.” [Vanity Fair]