Hunter Pence Will Undergo an MRI (Cue Panic)

Hunter Pence will reportedly undergo a precautionary MRI on his non-throwing shoulder in Phoenix today. Lovely. The results are expected to come back this afternoon, so everyone should clear their schedules in case we have to frantically search for the panic button/ejector seat/whiskey to deal with all of the crap going on with Philadelphia’s baseball team right now. [The Zo Zone]