Don’t Masturbate and Drive on the Blue Route
Last week, a man was pulled over on I-476 after two 13-year-old girls and a 40-year-old woman allegedly saw him masturbating while he was driving. They called the police, who were able to pull the man over before he, um, finished. [Daily News]
So, Philadelphia, please remember to abide by these two, vital, penis-related rules:
1.) Don’t send/show people unsolicited pictures of your genitalia.
2.) Don’t masturbate while you’re driving.