New BFFs: Charlie Sheen and Lenny Dykstra

Who knew?

Lenny Dykstra’s got friends in high places (yuk yuk). When the former Phillie was arrested for embezzlement last week, his good pal Charlie Sheen bailed him out. [TMZ]

UPDATE: Shocking news! Charlie Sheen was lying. The Scoop is appalled. If we can’t trust Charlie Sheen, who can we trust? [NBC10]