Worst Halloween Food Costumes: A Foobooz PSA
Halloween is coming. And Halloween means Halloween parties–Halloween parties where you, Philly’s foodiest of folks, might be tempted to try and dress as one (or more) of your favorite food items.
And while that is all well and good, we here at Foobooz World HQ would merely like to advise some caution. Food costumes can be awesome if done properly, but food costumes can also be the saddest of all possible costumes when done poorly. Sadder than the recently single 40-something mother of 3 trying to dress like a slutty nurse? Yes. Sadder than the balding accountant inside the full suit of stormtrooper armor? Yes. Sadder than the drunk jerk in the corner still trying to pull off that Austin Powers costume from 10 years ago? Well, okay. Maybe not as sad as that, but close.
After the jump, we have assembled several of the most depressing, dispiriting or just plain wrong costumes available today. So flip through, check your own ideas against what we have gathered (maybe ask for some honest advice from a friend) and decide for yourself whether going to the office party dressed as a sexy sriracha bottle or giant leg of prosciutto is really such a good idea.