Turkey Prep For The One Percent

I don’t know what, if anything, the Occupiers at Dilworth Plaza have on tap for Thanksgiving, but it seems that our chefly round-up of turkey prep ideas over here at Foobooz may have left out the Emblematic Ingredient of Thanksgiving 2011.

Via Twitter…  Take it away, Baratunde Thurston:

“Fuck roasting, baking or frying. The most AMERICAN way to prepare a thanksgiving turkey is to #Pepperspray that shit.”