Morning Roundup, MIA Salmon Edition

Now that the salmon are disappearing, what will your mom have broiled when she goes out to dinner?

Farming is fun for the hipster set. No irony! Seriously!

Roast pork magnate Tony Luke is also a movie star. Do you know how you can really tell he’s a star now? He had surgery to fix his ‘deviated septum.’

Speaking of roast pork, the illadelph directs us to the Washington Post, where they finally discovered what you already know: this particular Philly sandwich is far superior to the dreaded overbearing cheesesteak.