By Horse, Hearse and Roller Girl

The official keg-hammer of Philly Beer Week, the Hammer of Glory will arrive at the Opening Tap via an Olympic-style relay of sorts complete with ridiculous methods of transport.

Check out the map of the route after the jump.

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• 11:10 a.m. – Grey Lodge Pub to Draught Horse Pub (1431 Cecil B. Moore Avenue, 215-235-1010) via Bicycle Convoy
• 12:05 a.m. – Draught Horse Pub to Philadelphia Brewing Company (2439 Amber Street, 215-427-2739) via Horse
• 12:45 p.m. – Philadelphia Brewing Company to Johnny Brenda’s (1201 Frankford Avenue, 215-739-9684) via Kenzinger Express Train Kinetic Sculpture
• 1:10 p.m. – Johnny Brenda’s to Yards Brewing Company (901 North Delaware Avenue, 215-634-2600) via Trophy Bike “Bar on a Bike”
• 1:35 p.m. – Yards Brewing Company to Delilah’s Gentleman’s Club (100 Spring Garden Street) via Dog-Drawn Wagon
• 1:55 p.m. – Delilah’s Gentleman’s Club to Standard Tap (901 North 2^nd Street, 215-238-0630)via Delilah’s Girls
• 2:20 p.m. – Standard Tap to The Foodery (837 North 2^nd Street, 215-238-6077) via Zip Line
• 2:35 p.m. – The Foodery to The Institute (549 North 12^th Street, 215-765-8515) via Tricycle
• 3:00 p.m. – The Institute to The Belgian Cafe (2047 Green Street, 215-235-3500) via Wheel Barrow
• 3:25 p.m. – The Belgian Cafe to Kite and Key (1836 Callowhill Street, 215-568-1818) via “The Reckoner” Three-Wheel Giant Kinetic Sculpture
• 3:50 p.m. – Kite and Key to Nodding Head Brewery & Restaurant (1516 Sansom Street, 215-569-9525) via Hearse
• 4:25 p.m. – Nodding Head Brewery & Restaurant to 12 Steps Down (831 Christian Street, 215-238-0379) via Hand Truck Keg Throne
• 5:10 p.m. – 12 Steps Down to Bella Vista Beer Distributors (755 South 11^th Street, 215-627-6465) via Running Rocky Look-Alike
• 5:40 p.m. – Bella Vista Beer Distributors to Hawthorne Cafe (738 South 11^th Street, 215-627-3012) via Hand Truck
• 5:55 p.m. – Hawthorne Cafe to Varga Bar (941 Spruce Street, 215-627-5200) via “Growler Power”
• 6:15 p.m. – Varga Bar to Brauhaus Schmitz (718 South Street, 267-909-8814) via Varga Pin-Up Girls on Roller Skates
• 6:35 p.m. – Brauhaus Schmitz to Opening Tap (Independence Visitors Center) via Hostess Station “Chariot,” pulled by Dirndl-Clad Waitresses, accompanied by the Fishtown Beer Runners
• 7:05 p.m. – Arrive at Opening Tap
• 8:00 p.m. – Swung by Mayor Nutter to tap the first keg of PBW2010