Frankenstorm Is Coming

Hurricane Sandy isn’t supposed to hit the East Coast until late Sunday or sometime on Monday, but that hasn’t stopped the Internet from freaking out over what’s expected to be the biggest storm of the season. It’s 2012, so it didn’t take long for #Frankenstorm to start trending on Twitter and it hardly took much more time for @TheFrankenstorm to become a thing. If social media is any indication, you’re already shit out of luck if you need batteries and milk.

Prepare Yourselves for Frankenstorm

The Internet reacts to the looming threat of Hurricane Sandy. Of course The Frankenstorm is already on Twitter.

Storified by PhiladelphiaMagazine · Thu, Oct 25 2012 11:41:20

I’m ALIVE.frankenstorm
National Weather Service TO New York City: Next week, YOU ALL GONNA DIE!!! Shankman
@colinjones Snoreastercane just sounds like a storm that makes you fall asleep. I’m voting #Frankenstorm in 2012¡ David Holmes !
Buy your toilet paper and milk #frankenstorm is coming.Jim South
Mrrrrrhfgh stockuponwaterandbatteries grrrrhgrble. #frankenstormfrankenstorm
I hope we live in an apocalyptic #WalkingDead world after #Sandy hits NYC: #Frankenstorm #fearthelivingMatt Higgins
Twitter friends in the NE, especially New England, stock up on wine! #FrankenstormMark
I will donate 5 trillion raindrops to the rich man in the yellow toupee if he doesn’t shut his blowhole. #Frankenstormfrankenstorm
Some say #Frankenstorm will be worse than the 1991 “perfect storm” that caused $200 million in damage in 1991.
Take me to Ann Coulter. Mrrrrglgh #Frankenstormfrankenstorm

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