Car-Jacking Epidemic Hits the Main Line*

*And by epidemic, I mean two car-jackings in a week! Hey, it’s all relative. This Tuesday, a woman was sitting inside her 2009 black Porsche Cayenne at the Villanova SEPTA station, when a dude wearing blue jeans and a dark brown hoodie (c’mon Main Line Times, you’re giving yourselves away: It’s not spelled “hoody”) opened her passenger door, ordered her out, and drove off with the car. This after last week’s theft, in which a man in a Bryn Mawr retirement community was held up and ordered out of his car. Alright suburbanites, party’s over. Time to pack up and move back to the city. [Main Line Times]