Authorities Bust Multimillion-Dollar Spongebob and Homer Simpson LSD Ring at Drexel

Consider this your obligatory bad trip pun. Five arrests have been made in connection with a multimillion-dollar LSD ring on Drexel University’s campus. The DEA and the Philadelphia Police Department raided a house on Florence Street. There they found the three alleged ringleaders of the operation as well as $10,000 cash and 9,500 hits of LSD. There are fewer than 14,000 undergrads at Drexel. That’s almost one and a half tabs per student. The LSD sheets were Homer Simpson and Spongebob themed—of course they were. [6 ABC]