Pat Croce Is Hunting for Dead Pirates

Yes, really

How awesome is Pat Croce? Seriously. The guy scales bridges to hang banners and is out hunting for a dead pirate. He’s been out of the NBA for a while now and he recently started blogging about a quest to find the body of Sir Francis Drake. New Sixers Owner Joshua Harris fielded a question earlier this week about whether or not he and the other new owners would reach out to Croce when determining which direction to lead the team. The Scoop votes they should head in whatever direction Croce’s compass points because the man is bartering with natives while HUNTING FOR DEAD PIRATES. He’s clearly having more fun than anyone else involved with the NBA. [Crossing Broad]