Morning Beer, Hen and Aging Rock Star Roundup

Wait! Did you know there’s a big beer thing happening next week? And beer is back? And Michael Jackson is not just a guy who forces his children to wear blankets on their heads, but is also a recently deceased beer expert? And guys like beer and women like wine, sometimes? And Craig LaBan has a list of favorite places to drink beer that resembles just about everyone else’s?

Northeast High finally figures out what to do with those chickens that stormed the building last month: put them to work.

Meanwhile, in Camden, if you don’t behave, the principal will make you eat off of the gymnasium floor. Did you ever notice sharp provolone smells like dirty sweatsocks?

Richie Sambora dined at Morton’s – wonder if he ran into Nutter?