Pennsylvanians Are Uniquely Interested in Trump’s Alleged Watersports Fetish
A lot of people have been on edge since Donald Trump was elected president in November. Those opposed to Trump seem to be interested in politics more than ever before. They’re Googling things about Trump. And here in Pennsylvania, we are searching to find out the details of Donald Trump’s alleged watersports party in Moscow.
It’s true! According to a map released earlier this month by Estately and noted on Twitter, the Trump-related term that Pennsylvanians Google more often than any other state is “Donald Trump pee pee party.”
First, some backstory: On January 10th, CNN reported that intelligence chiefs presented Trump, who was then president-elect, with “allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump.” On cue, Buzzfeed then posted that alleged Russian dossier.
The dossier, while unverified, was full of compromising information on Trump. It also contained the following story:
However, there were other aspects to TRUMP’s engagement with the Russian authorities. One which had borne fruit for them was to exploit TRUMP’s personal obsessions and sexual perversion in order to gain suitable ‘kompromat’ (compromising material) on him. According to Source D, where s/he had been present, TRUMP’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow including hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs OBAMA (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him. This hotel was known to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.
This information in the dossier led to more jokes than you can possibly imagine, as well as an all-caps angry tweet from Trump: “FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!”
Pennsylvanians — knowing it was their civic duty to learn more about the new, unpopular president — reacted by Googling “Donald Trump pee pee party.” The term “pee pee party” seems to have come from Alec Baldwin’s impression of Trump on an episode of Saturday Night Live following publication of the dossier. (That’s the first Google result for “Donald Trump pee pee party,” at least on a clean search I just performed.) Obviously, Trump pee jokes were the primary humor gleaned from the alleged dossier.
This does not mean “Donald Trump pee pee party” was the most-Googled thing since the election, or even the most-Googled Trump term. But Pennsylvanians have googled about Trump’s alleged viewing of a watersports show more than any other state.
Here are other terms we’ve Googled more, per Estately:
PENNSYLVANIA: Nazi getting punched / Donald Trump pee pee party / Obamacare replacement plan / Steve Bannon Leninist / How old is Giuliani? / What is the one China policy? / James Clapper resigns
It just goes to prove that old adage about Pennsylvanians: They want to see Nazis get punched, and presidents get peed on.
Rudy Giuliani, incidentally, is 72.