2026 Mister Softee Spokesman
Jamele Ransom
Two minutes of camera time and a cone from Mister Softee was all it took for Jamele Ransom to become an internet sensation. The heroic crossing guard’s delightfully unbothered recounting of a car crash at a playground near 55th and Kingsessing — he had to pull whatshername’s nephew out! — made Ransom an instant star, and had the whole city “bobbing and weaving” for days.