Wildwood’s Baggy Pants Ban to Take Effect Tomorrow

Old habits die hard, but the end is extremely nigh for baggy, saggy pants on the Wildwood boardwalk. Baggy drawers were actually supposed to be banned starting last week, but much to the delight of senior-weeking teens and New Jersey’s beltless masses, Wildwood’s intrepid boardwalk fuzz won’t start enforcing the ordinance until tomorrow. So, kids, if you’re down the shore this week, before you step out onto the boards with trousers dipping more than three inches below your waistline, you’ve got to ask yourselves one question: Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya? [CBS]

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  • Cate S

    So mega cleavage is OK for women but guys
    with boxers on can’t wear low riding pants.
    Sure, that makes sense. It’s not like it’s sexist
    or anything…